2023 Holiday Special: Santa Gets New Wheels

Santa struggled to get on his feet, surrounded by the wreckage of his once-majestic sleigh. The iconic wooden sleigh, handcrafted by ancient snow elves, was passed down through successive Santa generations since the days of ol' Saint Nicholas. For centuries she had flown straight and true, leading Santa to ponder if perhaps the Reindeer had mistaken his secret stash of Jagermeister for Coca-Cola, affecting their flight performance. He would ask Rudoplh, but alas, the force of the impact reduced Rudolph to a lonely red nose amidst the debris. With a deep sigh, Santa surveyed the depressing crash site. It was a blistering cold night, and his pained breathing quickly fogged up his cracked spectacles. "Darn...those were favorite Ray Bans" he muttered. As his eyes adjusted to the dark, he realized he was in the showroom of "Safford Brown Honda Glen Burnie," currently closed for Christmas. A stroke of luck, Santa mused, for Glen Burnie, MD was the last stop on his itinerary. And as the Fates would have it, he crash-landed into Glen Burnie Maryland's highest-rated Honda dealership. Facing a time crunch, Santa decided to borrow a vehicle from the dealership to complete his annual mission. Surely, Safford Brown Honda Glen Burnie wouldn't mind the temporary loan for such a noble cause? Only one question remained, however: which car to choose from the array of new Honda vehicles?

2024 Honda Accord Hybrid

Ah, the timeless Honda Accord—Santa recognized its familiar silhouette, a common sight during his nightly Glen Burnie patrols (he's always watching!). For 2024, Honda took the already efficient sedan and gave it a jolt of electrification, resulting in the sleek and eco-friendly 2024 Accord Hybrid. Assisted by two electric motors, the 2024 Accord Hybrid impressively delivers 51 mpg in the city and 44 mpg on the highway, all while boasting robust performance with 204 horsepower and 247 lb-ft of torque. It's the perfect combination of efficiency and power, ensuring Santa has more than enough range and muscle to effortlessly deliver all the remaining gifts for the night. But the holiday magic doesn't stop there. The Accord Hybrid offers more than just fuel efficiency and performance—it boasts an ample interior, providing 16.7 ft³ of cargo space and 102.8 ft³ of room for passengers. Since Santa won't be having passengers tonight, he planned to fill the empty front and rear passenger seating with gift deliveries instead. 2024 Honda Accord Hybrid Highlights

• Front Head Room 37.5 in Front Hip Room 55.4 in Front Shoulder Room 57.9 in Front Leg Room 42.3 in
• Rear Head Room 37.2 in Rear Hip Room 55.4 in Rear Shoulder Room 56.5 in Rear Leg Room 40.8 in

2024 Honda Odyssey

Powered by a robust 280-horsepower V6 engine, the 2024 Honda Odyssey minivan is designed to accommodate 8 passengers comfortably across all three rows, offering ample space for occupants and cargo. Boasting an impressive 144.9 ft³ of cargo space with all seats folded down, it's no wonder why the Oddysey is a favorite for after-school transportation. Incorporating innovative technologies, such as the Magic Slide 2nd-Row Seats, the Odyssey enhances accessibility to the third row, making the iconic minivan a practical solution for families (or Santas) on the go. The convenience factor is further increased with features like the Power Rear Liftgate and Power Side Doors, allowing easier interior access. While it may not share AWD functionalities of its off-road siblings, the Odyssey compensates with smart technologies like Snow Mode, which recalibrates the traction-control system for icy roads.  Inprsiging confidence in winter conditions, ensuring a safe and secure journey. Despite the absence of All-Wheel Drive, Santa was convinced that the Odyssey's ample room and performance capabilities, combined with its array of innovative features, would enable him to efficiently complete all gift deliveries in a single load. It's not just a minivan; it's a reliable and technologically advanced sleigh on wheels. 2024 Honda Oddysey Highlights

• 22 mpg combined, 19 mpg city, 28 mpg highway
• Snow Mode
• 8-inch Touchscreen
• Blind Spot Information System
• 11 Speaker Premium Audio System
• Apple CarPlay + Android Auto
• Front and Rear USB Ports

2023 Honda Ridgeline

Rugged, dominating, and spacious, the 2024 Honda Ridgeline pickup truck impresses with its offroad capabilities and raw performance. With standard AWD across all trims, the Ridgeline outputs 280 horsepower and 262 lb-ft of torque to all four wheels. Including the 5.3-foot bed and 7.3 ft³ in-bed trunk, the Ridgeline boasts ample cargo space, especially with its maximum payload of 1,583 pounds. The fully-independent front and rear suspension, paired with intelligent traction management systems translates into a comfortable on and off-road experience, allowing Santa to take off-road shortcuts if necessary. Unlike most trucks, the Ridgeline utilizes a unibody construction providing isolation from wind and vibrations. So whether you're on your morning commute or going off the beaten path, the Ridgeline will get you there in comfort and style. 2023 Honda Ridgeline Highlights

• 280 Horsepower/262 lb-ft torque
• 18 mpg city/ 24 mpg highway
• Standard i-VTM4 AWD System
• Dual Action Tailgate
• Lockable In-Bed trunk
• Towing Capacity: 5,000 lbs
• 9-Speed Automatic Transmission
• Available Bed Extender

Santa reached into his bag of presents and pulled out a wad of cash. The money was originally for Mrs. Santa's gifts, but desperate times call for desperate measures. She'd understand...hopefully.  Santa flipped through the crisp benjamins, counting each bill. "10, 20, 30, 40, 50..." With a heavy thud, Santa tossed the stack of cash onto the reception desk. Sure, $100,000 is way over MSRP, but hey, it's Christmas. In a rush, Santa unlocked the vehicle, ignited the engine, and with a grin, accelerated out of the dealership, leaving a trail of smoke and festive "ho-ho-hos" in his wake. Christmas was officially back on track, baby.